The ultimate perk
07.22.07 - 10:30am
My dream company would employ a human beat box. Said employee would be responsible for responding to an “Awe Yeah” by coming out of the corner (preferably with a small puff of smoke) and beatbox for a few minutes. The employee receiving the beatbox would have the option to dance, preferably in a break dance style, but that is optional. Ideally, the human beatbox would have a platform to stand on, so as his fly ass beat is winding down, the platform would ascend deeper into the floor, at which time the beatbox would gradually get softer and softer, thus easing the excited employee back into blissful productivity, anxiously awaiting the next “Awe Yeah” moment.
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